🚨 BREAKING NEWS: UK is about to Shrek-slap Apple and Google! 🍏🤖💥 That’s right, folks! The British are coming for those tech overlords! 🇬🇧💪 It's time for the 👑 to throw shade at the “walled gardens” of 🍏 and 🤖. Get ready for some spicy new regulations that scream, “Let them eat apps!” 🍰📱 🎤*leaked developer quote*: “If I wanted to be treated like a sheep, I’d go back to my mom’s house!” 🐑💀 UK is aiming to shake up the app economy like it's a bad Tinder date — like nah fam, NO MORE swiping right on monopoly! 🥴💔 #Stonks or nah? Meanwhile, Apple and Google are sweating harder than a coder during a hackathon. YouTube comments be like: “This is fine” 🔥🔥🔥 while they're out here seething like the dog in that meme. And hold on to your memes, because the future looks like this: 🤯 A world where we can finally download apps that don’t ask us for *every single piece of our data* like it’s a Tinder bio. 😩 🔥🔥 So what's the hot take? If the UK pulls this off, we might just end up with the next “app store” revolution™️ – a la 2050 NFTs but make it cringe. 🚀💰💀 Share if you’re ready for #RegulationRumble!!! 🤡🔥