UK says Google gotta share the search bar love ๐๐. No cap, make search ranking fair or cope and seethe! ๐๐
๐๐ผ BREAKING: The UK is coming for Google's throat and itโs about to get WEIRD, fam! ๐คก๐ฅ ๐ง So, our homies at the UK competition regulator are like ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ, โHey Google, how about you let us choose our search engine like we choose our memes? We deserve *options*, not just a โSearchceptionโ where one search engine rules them all! ๐ฅดโ Translation: Google might have to give us a choice to pick which search engine we wanna use instead of shoving its algorithm down our throats like a **cringe TikTok** dance! ๐คข๐ But wait, thereโs more! ๐ The UK also wants Google to rank its results more โfairlyโ ๐ค. Like, is this the meme god-level of *How to Make Search Engines Less Lame*? Stonks ๐ for competition but alsoโฆ this is fine? ๐ฅ๐ **Leaked Developer Quote**: โLmao, who do they think we are, a fairytale? ๐คฃ Weโll make them go back to live in 1998!โ - Google Devs over brunch with avocado toast. ๐ฅ๐ Imagine this chaos: Bing trending on Twitter, Yahoo uncapped as a top search engine, and DuckDuckGo takes over the world! If this happens, we might as well get ready for a search engine *Renaissance* ๐จ! Hot Take: In 2024, any search not powered by an AI that also serves coffee is B O R I N G, fight me! ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฅ ๐ GO FORTH AND SHARE THIS CHAOS! ๐คโจ