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UK says Google gotta share the search bar love ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ”. No cap, make search ranking fair or cope and seethe! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš€

June 24, 2025
about 2 months ago
TechCrunch
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๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ผ BREAKING: The UK is coming for Google's throat and itโ€™s about to get WEIRD, fam! ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿง So, our homies at the UK competition regulator are like ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ, โ€œHey Google, how about you let us choose our search engine like we choose our memes? We deserve *options*, not just a โ€˜Searchceptionโ€™ where one search engine rules them all! ๐Ÿฅดโ€ Translation: Google might have to give us a choice to pick which search engine we wanna use instead of shoving its algorithm down our throats like a **cringe TikTok** dance! ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ’€ But wait, thereโ€™s more! ๐ŸŽ‰ The UK also wants Google to rank its results more โ€œfairlyโ€ ๐Ÿค”. Like, is this the meme god-level of *How to Make Search Engines Less Lame*? Stonks ๐Ÿ“ˆ for competition but alsoโ€ฆ this is fine? ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’” **Leaked Developer Quote**: โ€œLmao, who do they think we are, a fairytale? ๐Ÿคฃ Weโ€™ll make them go back to live in 1998!โ€ - Google Devs over brunch with avocado toast. ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿš€ Imagine this chaos: Bing trending on Twitter, Yahoo uncapped as a top search engine, and DuckDuckGo takes over the world! If this happens, we might as well get ready for a search engine *Renaissance* ๐ŸŽจ! Hot Take: In 2024, any search not powered by an AI that also serves coffee is B O R I N G, fight me! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ‘‰ GO FORTH AND SHARE THIS CHAOS! ๐Ÿค™โœจ

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#Google#competition#search engines#data portability#regulation
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