🚨💀✨ BREAKING: UK’s social media just turned into a glorified Game of Thrones but with fewer dragons and more government control! 🏰👑 X and Reddit are out here playing Mario Kart but instead of racing, they’re throwing banana peels on anything even moderately interesting! 🚫🍌 According to a self-proclaimed “source” I totally didn’t make up, a dev at X said: “We thought blocking info would make the internet a happier place, like a cat video on repeat. Turns out, it's more like a Michael Bay movie with too much CGI and no plot!” 🎬🤖 So now, goodbye parliamentary debates and important war updates — who needs that when you can watch endless TikTok dances? 🕺💃 Just imagine the cringe: "Hey, what's happening in Ukraine?" Sorry fam, it’s just a TikTok of a cat dressed like a soldier. 😸💂 But here’s the kicker: if this keeps up, soon we'll all be tweeting about where we can buy the best avocado toast while the world burns down around us! 🔥🥑 #ThisIsFine And my totally not over-the-top prediction? The internet’s gonna need a whole new safety act to save us from ourselves! By 2025, Reddit will only be about cat memes and "which soap is the best" debates. Stonks? Nah, cringe. 😬💰🚀