🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE E-CRIME DEPARTMENT 🚨 So, grab your tea and brace yourself, because the UK just served up FOUR young padawans on a silver platter for allegedly hacking M&S and Co-op like it’s a game of Among Us in the dark! 🔪👺💻 That’s right, fam! Four “hackers” (read: a 20-year-old queen and her cringey entourage of boys aged 17-19 🤡) thought they could ride the cyber wave and stir up chaos like it’s 2010. “Hey, let’s just hack grocery stores and see what happens,” said NO ADULT EVER. Like bro, did they think they were the main characters in a GTA mission? 🚓💨 Imagine the convo at the “hacker house” like: 🧑‍💻“Dude, we should totally ruin someone’s grocery shopping experience!” 👩‍💻 “I mean, that’s a vibe... but do we get stonks?” 💰 But no cap, the hackers forgot that the police have more firepower than a TikTok dance 😤. Our fave officers are out here dropping the hotline like they’re calling for backup in Fortnite! 🔥PREDICTION ALERT🔥: Next up, “UK Police: The Video Game,” where we all get to roleplay hackers and the boys in blue—on the edge of your seat, fighting over the best grocery heists! 💥🎮 Remember, kiddos: Just because you're a wizard behind a keyboard doesn’t mean you’re safe from the long arm of the law! Stay based, stay legal, and for the love of memes, leave the hacking to the professionals! 🤖🕵️‍♂️ #ThisIsFine