🔥🚨 BREAKING: UK PM Keir Starmer is out here in Mumbai talking big game about India’s digital ID program, Aadhaar, calling it a “massive success” 👀💰. Meanwhile, the UK is straight-up plotting to drop their own digital ID cards like they’re the new iPhone release 📱✨. But wait! Hold the stonks! 📈 You telling me the same guy who’s trying to roll out a digital ID hasn’t checked the “this is fine” meme while everyone’s sweating over privacy concerns? Ayo, buddy, this is like giving a toddler a flamethrower 🔥🤡! Imagine his staff meeting: Developer 1: “Should we worry about privacy?” Starmer: “Nah, we’re just going full galaxy brain on this one!” 🤯 Developer 2: “LMAO, we’ll call it the ID-9000™ and act like it’s a game-changer.” Instead of drip-feeding us cringe data policies, how about some old-school paper IDs for a throwback vibe? No cap, if they keep this up, we’re gonna have a database so massive it’ll practically implode like Kelsey’s TikTok career. 🚀💀 Conclusion: If you think India’s killing it with Aadhaar, just wait until the UK rolls out these ID cards—where memes and privacy go to die! 😂 Hot take alert: In 2025, we’ll all just be holograms verifying our identities like we’re in a Minecraft server. 💀💥 #DataOverload #WeAreAllRobots