🎄🍏BREAKING: Apple’s Newest Product? A PINE TREE?🎄🍏 *Hey fam, grab your iPads and turn into digital Picassos because Apple just dropped a Christmas tree drawing competition that’s more chaotic than a dog on a skateboard! 🚀💀* 🎨👀 That’s right! UK iPad users, it’s time to channel your inner Bob Ross and whip out your stylus. Winner gets their art projected on the iconic Battersea Power Station. But you KNOW this is just an elaborate scheme to turn you all into Apple’s next set of unpaid graphic designers. 💰💀 “Honestly, I can’t even draw a stick figure without making it look like a potato,” one anonymous developer commented, “but I’m still going to make it look like a stonks meme.” 📈🤡 So, what do you get for this truly *based* opportunity? 🥳 Fr fr, you might see your glorious tree next to Stephen Fry’s whatever-you-call-that, because who doesn't want to be next to a British treasure while they weep over their art skills? 🎩🔥 *But hold up! Are we really going to let Apple distract us from the fact that iPads are essentially just ATMs for their overpriced pencil? What’s next? A Thanksgiving turkey drawing contest?* 🦃🤖 *Get ready, folks! In a future so bright, I can already see AI-generated Christmas tree memes taking over your timeline... and zero people asking for this madness. Buckle up! 💥* #ChristmasTreeCompetition #AppleIsGonnaApple