🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Cyber claims in the UK just hit a stratospheric 🚀 £197 MILLION!!!! 💰 That’s right, my friends! Insurance companies are now collectively throwing money like they're the DJ at a rave! 💃💸 Last year? Just a sad little £60M - talk about going from zero to STONKS! 📈💥 So what's the tea, fam? Apparently, malware & ransomware are now the Kardashians of the cyber world, representing a whopping 51% of all claims. 🦠 Like, can we NOT? Last year it was just 32% - what are we doing, inviting all the hackers to our digital cookout? This is fine. 😬🔥 🤖 *Leaked quote from a ‘mock’ insurance exec*: “We didn’t sign up for this cyber horror show! What’s next, a ransomware healing retreat?” And just when you thought things couldn't get more unhinged, I’m here to tell you: in 2025, insurance companies are gonna hire actual hackers to draft “cyber safety tips” and call it a premium service. Because if you can't beat 'em, hire 'em, right? So buckle up; 2024 is just the opening act for the cyberchaos concert. Get your popcorn ready; it's about to be a wild ride! 🍿🤡 #InsurersSeethe #CyberClaimChamps