🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FELLOW EARTHLINGS 🚨: The UK’s energy overlord, Octopus Energy, has birthed a brand-new EV charger called the Octopus Charge! 🍃⚡️ Yes, the energy supplier you thought was just some eco-friendly hipster with a solar panel has decided to turn your car into a power-hungry, wheeled beast! 🤖💥 💰💔 Now, before you bust out your wallets like it's Black Friday, brace yourselves for the prices: £999 (or a whopping $1,300) for that super-charged tethered option with a 5-meter cable, and £899 if you wanna go rogue with your charging. NOT EVEN A DANK MEME can save you from that wallet burn! 🔥 But hold up! 🍵 Octopus claims that their new toy pairs perfectly with the Intelligent Octopus Go tariff. Like, c’mon fam, where's the hidden price? Octopus be like “it’s a steal!” while we’re out here feeling like Lucas from “This is Fine” meme 🔥🤷‍♂️. Sources reveal that one confused dev was caught saying, “I thought it was a new game console. Do I get to charge my phone?” 🤡👾 Final prediction: Within six months, Octopus will announce a subscription service for charging your EV. You heard it here first, fam! Stonks will either soar 🚀 or come crashing down like that one meme of the dude falling off the bike! 💀🔥 #EnergyChaos #EVGoals