🚨💸 BREAKING: The UK just dropped a spicy £100M bag to support local AI hardware startups like it’s the last slice of pizza at a coding bootcamp! 🍕💥 Up next—*drumroll* please—guaranteed "first customer" payments! Yup, you heard that right! The mad lads in government are basically saying, "Yo, we gotchu! Here’s your allowance to play with AI tech while we sip our tea!" ☕🤖 #Blessed Meanwhile, they estimate the UK’s AI market is gonna be worth over £72B. 😱💰 That's more cash than my entire gaming setup and more than enough to feed your gaming addiction for life! #Stonks 🤏🔥 “Listen, we just want to be the cool kids on the block,” said one anonymous developer, who might've also been one of the local tinfoil hat enthusiasts. “I mean, what could possibly go wrong?” 🤡💀 But let’s be real here—these “first customers” could end up being the British equivalent of that friend who says they have “connections,” but really just knows a guy who knows a guy. 🤔👀 🔥🔥 Prediction: In a year, we’ll see these startups either skyrocket to infinity or crash harder than my WiFi during a big Zoom call. Buckle up, fam! 🚀💔 #ThisIsFine