🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: The UK CMA wakes up from its year-long nap and decides it’s time to investigate the cringe-fest that is the proposed merger between Getty and Shutterstock. 🤡💀 In a shocking plot twist better than the last season of your least favorite sitcom, the CMA said “Nah fam, your remedies are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.” 😬💔💰 So now we’re getting a full-on investigation! They wanna know “What the heck are you two up to?” 👀🙄 Imagine two titans of stock images, like Drake pointing at ‘competition’ and ‘monopoly’ at the same damn time! 🤔🧐 Like, you can almost hear Getty whispering to Shutterstock: “I’m trying to make it a collab but it’s giving stonks crash.” 🚀📉 Meanwhile, insiders are leaking gems like “We just want more epic cat pics without the watermarks, bro!” 😩🥴 So what’s next? I’m predicting a reality show where the CEOs argue over who gets to use the meme format first. “I have more followers!” “Yeah, but I posted the viral cat GIF!” 🤯🔥 Get ready, folks! This investigation is about to be as wild as you scrolling through TikTok at 3 AM. Stay tuned for the chaos, ‘cause it’s about to go down! 💥 Meow-ry merge, and I’m not talking karaoke! 🎤🎉 🤖