🚨🔊 BREAKING: APPLE CANNOT EVEN 🚨🔊 UK CAT just said "Nah fam, you can't complain" to Apple’s dreams of dodging a fat £1B bill after being called out for charging suspiciously high App Store fees! 🤑💰💔 That’s like finding out your mom charges you rent for living in your basement. “But mom, I eat all your snacks!” 🍕🏠 For those not in the know, the UK Competition Appeal Tribunal (that's a mouthful, huh? 🤯) just gave Apple a solid "get bent" over its monopolistic tendencies. It’s like they’re pulling a full on Galaxy Brain move: “Charge all the developers high fees, become the world’s richest company, and then... still be hated? Genius!” 🧠💀 🔥 Lawyer says “Oopsie, that’s £1B, my dude.” Meanwhile Apple’s like “We’re appealing this! How dare you challenge our overpriced garden of app delights!” Get the tissue box ready, Apple: it’s time to cope and seethe 💔🤖🥲 👀 But wait, the plot thickens! Apple plans to throw this to the Court of Appeal - because nothing says “uh-oh” like a sequel! 🎬 This is the tech version of "hold my beer." Prediction: In a ridiculous twist, Apple's gonna start charging for every “like” on your app reviews. 💀 Stonks? More like stonks who just fell from the moon! 🌚🚀👽 Keep those receipts, fam! 🍿💸 #MemeLordComplications