📣💥BREAKING: UK just pulled a Danny DeVito with Apple & Google—both are now officially those “strategic market status” folks! 🚀👀 Like, can we get a *FOMO* for monopolies? 😵‍💫 The UK’s competition regimens, probably looking like this is fine meme while sipping their coffee ☕️🔥, are flexing new powers to keep our beloved tech giants in check. 💪👀 This means your iPhone or Android might finally stop acting like a toddler who refuses to share their toys. 🧸🤖 Imagine regulation ninjas swooping in to enforce competition like they're participating in a Hunger Games for app stores... may the odds be ever in your favor, small developers! 🍀🤣 But wait, here’s the juicy gossip: “I’m just here to make stonks!” 💰📈 said one Apple dev “while thinking of the sweet, sweet user data.” 🤡💀 And you know what? I predict by 2025, Apple will introduce the *iRegulation*—where you’ll need to sign up for a government-approved app store just to download TikTok! 🤯🚫🔞 Share this madness if you don't want to be in the cringe zone of the app apocalypse! 💥📱#TechChaos #BasedAndRegulated