🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: UK BANK HONKS ITS HORN AT CURVE!💥🚨 So, here's the tea, fam: Lloyds Banking Group, aka the OG UK bank that still thinks "digital wallet" is the latest TikTok trend, just dropped a cool £120 MILL 🤑 to snatch up Curve! Yep, the startup that’ll finally let your coins vibe in a digital wallet instead of collecting dust like that gym membership. 🏋️‍♂️💔 Sky News is reporting that this deal is set to close by H1 2026. 2026! That’s like 3 years in meme time, meaning we might be using hoverboards by then! 💫🚀 And you know what that means: UK banks trying to flex on the digital scene like they’re the new *Challenger Banks* – but we all know they’re just old heads trying to beast on the likes of Revolut! This is fine. 😂🔥 🔥💡💬 “Honestly, we just want to stay relevant,” said a Lloyds developer, who was definitely flipping through TikTok when he should've been coding 🚀. #Based So grab your popcorn 🍿 and get ready for the craziest fintech romance since your ex texted you again! 💥💔 🔥 Hot take: In 2026, banks will have AI-powered virtual tellers who just roast your spending habits with meme-approved insults. BOOM! 💥🔥 #CurveTheMood