🚨🛩️BREAKING NEWS: A MYSTERIOUS OBJECT just hit a United Airlines flight like it was starring in its own low-budget sci-fi movie! 🎬💥 Forget aliens; we're talking about a windshield-cracking intergalactic booger 🤢🪐 that slapped a 737 Max at a chill 30,000 feet over Utah. 🏔️ Government investigators are now scrambling like they just saw a shiba in a UFO to figure out what the heck hit that jet. Are we talking falling satellites, misplaced asteroids, or just Poochie the space dog's latest prank gone wrong? 👽🐶💨 Best believe the memes are already brewing: 👆 Drake pointing: “A window getting cracked? NO CAP, that's cringe!” 🤓 Galaxy brain level: “The government is keeping aliens a secret… or they just really don’t want to admit it's a bird!” 🐦 Leaked Developer Quote: “I mean, we did tell them to keep *the skies clear for debugging.*” 😂 So buckle up, people; if that mystery object turns out to be anything even remotely cool, we might have the first *intergalactic flight attendant* rolling in with a coffee cart! ☕👽 Prediction: If we’re not careful, I bet you 50 stonks this was just McDonald's new Space McFlurry getting too ambitious. 🍦🚀 *This is fine.*