🚨🎶 Udio, a.k.a. the bust of the decade, just pulled a major oopsie and made AI music *less* chill. They’ve flipped the switch 🔌 and said “NO DOWNLOADS for you!” after cozying up with Universal. 💤💩 This isn’t just a little snafu — it’s like buying a PS5 to only play Candy Crush. GROSS. 😤🤢 Imagine you’ve created the next banger, but Udio’s like “Nah, fam, you gotta stream that fire. ⏳🔥 Stonks? More like tanks. Udio’s stock is plummeting faster than my last Zoom call went downhill. ⬇️😂 🤖💬 Fake Udio Dev: “We thought limiting downloads would improve user experience! Guess we were wrong!” 🤡 (That’s some big galaxy brain energy right there, huh?). Meanwhile, every musician is freaking out like Drake pointing at them saying “You’re telling me I gotta holler at the label for a download?!” Bruh, Udio is officially in the cringe zone now — Cope & Seethe level 9000 activated! 🚀💀 🔥🚀 Hot take: Udio’s next move is replacing all your sounds with elevator music. Get ready to vibe to the sound of disappointment, folks! 🎧💔 #ThisIsFine #TechDisaster