🚨🍕🎮🔥 *BREAKING NEWS* from Ubisoft: They’ve just unleashed their latest prototype *Teammates* – a new game where AI does the talking and you can just sit there yelling at the pixels like it’s your therapist! 🤖🤡💀 Imagine this: you’re a resistance fighter in a dystopian future (oh wow, how original, right?) and your voice-controlled AI sidekicks are more responsive than your ex at a family gathering. “Hey Jaspar, grab that ammo!” and he’s like “Bet, my dude!” (But let’s be real, he probably still brings you the wrong size weapon) 😂💸 Ubisoft’s hype squad is saying the AI can understand context and natural language like it’s been reading Shakespeare ✍️, but we all know it’s just a glorified Siri who's heard too much about your gaming woes. Stonks? 🤔💰 Sounds more like *dud-stonks* to me, fam! "Leaked" quotes from the devs: “We wanted players to feel like they are giving orders to their friends… until we realized nobody has any friends left with our last three games.” 😂🤣 But fr fr, imagine yelling at your AI in a game while your mom is telling you to clean your room — *THIS IS FINE*! And my hot take? Ubisoft will drop this prototype as a full game all while charging $70 for extra skins of AI teammates. Bro, it’s gonna be *mad cringe*! 🚀🔥👾 Share this insanity before the robots take over!