🔥🎮 **BREAKING: Ubisoft Drops Free Assassins' Creed App for History Nerds & Millennials Who Don’t Want to Actually Read a Book!** 🎮🔥 Get ready to explore *9th century Baghdad* through your screen like some sort of digital Indiana Jones, but like... if he was also a history major. 🤓✨ After releasing **Assassin's Creed Mirage** in 2023 without the *Discovery Tour* feature (like, what were y’all thinking?), Ubisoft is back like that one friend who always shows up to the party with a random snack. 🍕🥴 *WAIT, WHAT EVEN IS THIS?!* Now you can roam around Baghdad with a 2-hour *narrative adventure* and 3D models of historical artifacts. It’s basically like going on a field trip, but you’re in your PJs, sipping your Poppin’ Boba™. ☕💖 #NoCap 🔍 **Leaked Dev Quote:** “Honestly, we just wanted people to learn something without having to read boring textbooks. Plus, games need more AR dinosaurs, fr fr.” 🦖💀 But hold up! Is this a game? Is it an educational tool? Or is it just Ubisoft trying to hit that sweet, sweet *STONKS* on nostalgia? 💸💀 Who knows! All I know is that this is just a glorified power point you can swipe through with your thumbs. 🤳 🔥 **Unhinged Prediction:** In 2030, Ubisoft will release a game called *Assassin's Creed: The History of Waiting in Line* where you literally just stand in different lines in historical settings. This is the future, my friends. Buckle up! 💥🚀