🚨🎮💔🎭 **Ubisoft’s Latest Plot Twist: The Fiscal Release Postponement Saga!** 🎭💔🚨 So, like, Ubisoft just pulled a *Vladimir Poutine* with their financial results, and now we’re left hanging tighter than that last Prince of Persia game nobody asked for. 😬💀 They were all set to drop the juicy deets on their fiscal first half, but surprise, surprise! They ghosted us harder than your ex on a Friday night. 💔👻 🔥📅 Mark your calendars for November 21st, fam! That’s when they plan to finally let the stonks rain or the cringe train wreck commence. 🚀💰 Meanwhile, I can just picture the devs in a secret meeting: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “So, should we just say ‘This is fine’ and move on?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Bet. Or we could just blame it on the laggy servers. Do people even care anymore?” But for real, if their earnings report is anything like the last few AC games, I’m bracing for some serious seethe. 😵🤦‍♂️ Honestly, these guys could monetize *coughing* before they release a solid game again. 💥💯 Here’s a hot take: Based on this trend, I predict their next big announcement will reveal they’re switching to NFTs… but for real this time.💸🔮💀 #ThisIsFine #UbisoftExcuses #MemeChaos