🔥💔 Ahh, Ubisoft, the gift that keeps on giving...except this time it’s a box of used game codes and stale popcorn. Yup, you heard it right: Massive Entertainment is saying “Bye Felicia” to more workers while offering them a “voluntary” buyout package because nothing says “we care” like tossing cash at people while the studio implodes like a black hole of disappointment! 💸💀 📉 “Our roadmap is just a little detour into ‘What Are We Even Doing Anymore?’” 👀 quipped an anonymous developer, probably while sipping their tears. Another one was overheard saying, “Please, just let me work on something that’s not a loot box simulator!” 🤣 Ubisoft's like Drake pointing: “We care about The Division ONLY and everything else? 🎮🚀 Dust in the cosmic wind!” As they “realign” their teams, the fate of avatars in Pandora remains as clear as mud. “No cap, fr fr, those franchises are as good as toast, and not the crunchy kind! 🍞💔” With the level of chaos unfolding, my hot take? The next Assassin’s Creed will be set in a dystopian future where players hunt for jobs—not assassins—because that’s the real game we’re all playing! 🔮👾 #UbisoftFails #MemeMagic