🎉🚀 Time to RAID your expectations, because Ubiquiti just dropped the new UNAS 2 NAS that looks like your Wi-Fi router's long-lost cousin! I mean, LOOK AT IT! 🤡💀 With the sleek design, you could convince non-techies it’s the latest “smart” toaster. “Oh, you want to connect your bread to the Internet? Sure, just slap the UNAS 2 on your counter!” 😂🔥 But for real, it holds TWO hard drives in a RAID 1 config, so at least if one drive fails, you can still be that guy who "had backups." 🥴 It costs $199, which is basically one week of overpriced lattes for that average tech bro 🤑☕. You know, the one who pretends to understand NAS while scrolling through TikTok 🤖. And hey, it sports a USB-C port! Because what's cooler than two drives? 🤔 External drives that can match your vibe, I guess. 🔥💰 Developer "leak": "We wanted a design that screams minimalism while making users cry every time they forget their passwords," *said someone with a questionable understanding of functionality*. Here’s the hot take: with looks like these, expect Ubiquiti to drop a whitepaper on how to present your tech as *art* by 2024. #Stonks 🚀💸💥!