🛸🔥**BREAKING: Uber Eats Goes FULL JETPACK with Drone Deliveries!**🔥🛸 Buckle up, fam! Uber's back at it again with the drone shenanigans. 🥳💥 This time they’re teaming up with Flytrex, who’s basically the *Walmart* of sky food delivery. Yes, those drones you thought were just for doing cool flips are now delivering your soggy fries. 🍟🤤 They got the FAA's golden stamp for *Beyond Visual Line of Sight* operations, which basically means they’ll be piloting these flying food robots while blindfolded like some kind of tech ninjas. 🥷💀 The entire process promises to be faster than your friend deciding what to order. “Why is the pizza taking so long?” – *Uber Eats Customer* 🤔 Sarfraz Maredia, head honcho at Uber's Autonomous Mobility (seriously, that sounds like a villain's lair 💼🔮), said, “Autonomous technology is transforming mobility and delivery faster than ever.” *Bro, we just want the pizza not quantum physics!* Leaked convo from Uber Devs: 💬 Dev 1: "So drones will deliver food, right?" 💬 Dev 2: "Nah, just a new excuse for our apps crashing." 🚀💰**HOT TAKE**: In 2025, your Uber drone will just pick up your ex’s food order and deliver it to your door while screaming "NO COPE NO SEETHE"! 💔🤖 Imagine the chaos, folks! Share this madness while you still can! 🤡🔥