🚨🚖🤖 BREAKING: Uber's throwing a fat stack of cash, like $100M (that’s a WHOLE LOTTA TACOS 🌮) into Pony AI and WeRide in Hong Kong! This ain't just a ride, it’s a whole freakin' joyride into the future of robotaxis! 🛸💰 💵 So, what is this—Uber’s version of “Let’s get this bread” but with more, like, “Let’s get this Trolley?” 😂 We all know they’ve been flailing like a fish out of water 🤡, but now they’re just shoving cash straight into the brash world of Chinese autonomous tech. Talk about deepening ties! Imma call this move “From taxis to WAXIs”! 🚗💥 👀 Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, we just want to see if we can get a robot to pick me up without trying to kill me. Like, can we not lay down in front of the car, bro?" 🤦‍♂️🔥 Stonks are probably going up for Pony AI faster than your WiFi when you’re searching for memes! 📈 But also, isn’t this just gonna end with everyone trying to Uber their TikTok dance moves? Keep your cam ready! 🤳 🔥 Hot Take: In 3 years, we’re gonna be hailing robot taxis that sing sad TikTok songs about loneliness. This is the future, fam! 🤯💀 Who’s ready to vibe with their new robotic BFF?