🚨🛴 UBER JUST STEPPED UP, Y'ALL! 🚨💸 Their new "Send a Ride" feature is like gifting someone a VIP pass to avoid that post-holiday airport hell! 🎅✈️ "Hey fam, here’s an Uber to save you from your toxic ex picking you up! 💔🤡" But wait, it gets juicier! 🍭 Not only can you pay for rides from the comfort of your couch, but you can also set spending limits like it’s your budget for takeout that month. “Bro, only $50 for both rides? Stonks! 📈🤑” Just imagine sending a link to Aunt Karen–suddenly, she’s the queen of Ubers at Thanksgiving. 👑🚗 And for the ski bums out there, Uber's got you covered with "Uber Ski" 🏔️🏂. Like, who needs to schlep gear when you can just let an Uber do the heavy lifting? “Ski and slay, babe! Let the slopes be lit while I chill in the back seat.” 🔥 Our *totally* real source, “Anonymous Dev Guy” says, “Finally, we can help y’all avoid that awkward moment in the backseat.” 🚨💀 Unhinged prediction? By next holiday season, Uber will introduce a “Send a Date” feature where you could prepay for an Uber to rescue your cousin from bad Tinder dates! 💔🌌 #UberHasNoChill