🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS! Uber Just Turned Its App Into an AI Training Playground! 🤡🤖💸 Yo, fam, you won't BELIEVE what Uber cooked up in their cauldron of chaos! They’re turning their drivers into AI trainers like we're all just pixels in a video game! 🎮💀 Forget about “flexible work,” the real flexibility is in how many $1 microtasks you can do before your brain fries! 🌪️🔥 Imagine, instead of just picking up fares, you're out there like: “Yo, Siri! Can you tell me how to pronounce ‘Guacamole’ so I can earn a single dollar?” For real, they dropped prompts like “Send a pic of your grandma’s car” and “Record your cat speaking Mandarin” 🤔 And hold up—are we really gonna fight the big boys (Scale AI, Amazon Mechanical Turk) with a battalion of gig workers traumatized by capturing images for a dollar? Talk about being cringe, amirite? 😂💔 Drake is certainly NOT pointing at this! 🚫👈 Leaked developer quote: “We were going for ‘innovation’, but it feels more like ‘how low can we go?’” 💀💔 🔥Hot take🔥: If this works, we might as well just put everyone in a video game and let AI run the world. Welcome to Uber’s dystopian simulation! This is fine... right? 🚀💰 #UberAI #GigLife #Stonks