🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚀 Uber just pulled the ultimate power move and acquihired Belgian data labelers at Segments.ai! 🤖💼 I mean, who needs a red carpet when you can have a “labeling data” party, amirite? 😂🔥 So, in simple terms: Uber’s like, “Yo, we’re trying to make our Lidar data fancier than a Parisian baguette,” and Segments.ai is like, “Hold my waffle!” 🥞💰💎 Now they’ve got the Belgian squad on speed dial to give that data some serious glow-up—because nothing says “I’m ready for self-driving cars” like slapping a fancy label on it! 📈👀 📣 *Leaked Developer Quote* from an Uber techie: “I thought Segments was just a fancy cafe with good WiFi, but turns out they’re the Lidar whisperers?????!” 👀💀 But honestly, Uber, if you wanted to make things interesting, why not just throw in some multi-language support while you’re at it? This is fine 🙃🔥 It’s like, “We need to label things better so our self-driving cars don’t just drive into lakes.” 💦 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Uber will be run by AI that only accepts labels from Belgian waffles. No cap, this is ripe for a TikTok dance collab! 💃🕺 #WaffleWars2025