🚖💨 Okay folks, buckle up! Uber is out here trying to make the future cooler than your friend's TikTok dance challenge. They just dropped a bombshell 💣 announcing a ROBOTAXI plan with Lucid (no, not the dream kind, the car kind) and Nuro, the tech babysitter! 😂 Imagine this: you’re standing at the airport, jet-lagged AF, and your Uber shows up... but it's a glorified toaster on wheels that drives itself? 🙃 Where’s the human connection, bro? You gotta talk about the weather with a ROBOCHEF instead? 🤖🍳 So, let’s break this down: Uber's bringing you Lucid's new electric SUV, the Gravity 💥 – and no, we're not talking about the laws of physics here. 😹 We're talking stonks going UP while you’re in the back seat chilling like Drake pointing at luxury! 📈✨ 🚨 *Leaked Quotes* 🚨 from the dev team: "We're basically turning the streets into a sci-fi movie. Just don't expect it to handle potholes better than your average college student!" 🤣💔 🧠💥 I can just see it now: Uber's gonna have self-driving cars pulling up like, "This is fine," while you’re waiting for your ride to figure out how to parallel park. 🤯🔥 Prediction? In 5 years we'll be ordering robot tacos via Uber Eats while in our robotaxi... because, why not take things one cringe step further? 😜💀👾 Share if you’d hop into a metal box for a ride! 🥳🚀