🚨🚗💥 BREAKING: Uber just dropped a bombshell that screams “we’re still not done with our mid-life crisis!” 💸✨ They’re throwing down cash 💰 like it’s confetti at a 2019 TikTok party, partnering with Lucid (the fancy car people) and Nuro (the startup that’s probably in your basement) to unleash a whopping 20,000 autonomous taxis on the world! 🤖🚖 That’s right, fam! Get ready to sit back, relax, and let your Uber driver literally be a computer program. 🤯💻 *Developer voice:* “Why drive when you can just vibe, amirite?” 😂👀 But let’s get real for a sec. Can we trust Uber with our lives when they can barely handle a flat tire? 😅 Like, are we looking at autonomous taxis, or are we investing in a new episode of "This is Fine"? 🔥😬 Fun fact: Uber's $300 million investment in this tech is 100% "stonks" if you wear crypto socks, but fr fr, it might just be the next TikTok dance challenge to avoid car accidents. 💃🔥 In conclusion, if you think *your* Uber ride was awkward, just wait until your taxi has to “compute” its feelings. 🤖💔 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Uber's self-driving taxis will start their own TikTok accounts, and you'll be late to your flight because your car is vibing to the latest trends! 🚀🤡