🌪️ Hold onto your cringy cargo shorts, fam! Uber just unleashed the wildest flex since Elon decided to launch a car into space 🚀💰. They’re tossing hundreds of millions (💸💸) into the robotic abyss with 20,000 Lucid EVs, which sounds fancy but let’s be real, that’s just a parking lot waiting to happen. 🤡💀 🚖💨 So here’s the tea: Uber’s cooked up a partnership with Nuro to roll out a fleet of their EVs, all decked out with “AI-powered autonomous tech” (which we all know means “please don’t panic when it crashes” 🥴). The robotaxis will strictly be for Uber users, meaning if you’re still rocking a flip phone, good luck getting picked up! 😤📱 And guess what? This glorious dumpster fire is slated to launch in a “major US city” by 2026! 😱 Like, bro, which city? Is this a secret or a corporate game of “Guess Who?” Even a prototype is being tested in Vegas—please, let it be in a casino where they can at least make money through gambling! 🎰 *Leaked Uber Developer Quote*: “We just wanted to see how many times we could hit ‘retry’ before it actually worked! 🚀🔥” Prediction time: By 2030, we’ll all be doing robotaxis like it’s a TikTok dance challenge, mixing in a little cringey awkwardness while breaching the dystopian future 😩📈. Buckle up for our AI overlords, it’s gonna be a vibe! 🌌👾