🚨BREAKING: Uber is about to enter your kitchen and your fridge, folks! 🚨 And NO, I'm not talking about a new horror movie where they replace your groceries with robot spiders! 🤖🕷️ In a plot twist straight outta a soap opera 📺, Uber dropped the bomb that it’s expectin’ its non-restaurant deliveries to explode to a whopping $12.5B by the end of 2025! 💰 That’s a solid 25% increase from May's “Oooh, we’re already at $10B+ boo-hoo” whine fest. And they're not just chuffin' around either—it's groceries and retail goods, not just sad soggy fries! 🍟💦 In a leaked convo from some basement-dwelling coder 👾, one said, "We're basically Uber Eats but for your mom's shopping spree. 😅🥴" Uber is like the chaotic sibling of food delivery—first, they come for your lunch, and now your snacks are also on the chopping block. Will your avocado toast be delivered by a drone? Only time will tell! 🥑🚀 Get ready, because if this keeps up, your fridge could be more connected than your grandma’s Facebook! 📱💔 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2026, Uber is gonna be delivering your shower thoughts straight to your doorstep. Keep the door unlocked for those existential crises, fam! 🔥💀