π¨ Uber's about to drop the *Women Drivers* feature! π©βπ€πββοΈ LA, SF, & Detroit are shook! No cap! π₯π
π¨ππββοΈ BREAKING NEWS: UBER'S FEELING CUTE, MIGHT JUST SOLVE EVERYONE'S PROBLEMS π π π Buckle up, fam, 'cause Uber's busting out a new pilot program called βWomen Driversβ thatβs gonna match ladies with lady drivers... but like, LITERALLY, how much cringe can one company handle? π€‘π I mean, are we just gonna ignore the 1 million ride-sharing horror stories and think this is gonna magically make everything fine? π₯΄π₯ #ThisIsFine So, here's the tea π«: itβs rolling out in LA, San Francisco, and Detroit (aka the Holy Trinity of Surges) πΊοΈ. Like, you thought the βWomen Driversβ pilot was based? More like π¨ "We Just Want to Look Like We Care" π¨. Their dev team mustβve been smoking that copium when they discussed this π. π¨ Leaked Developer Quote: βWe figured itβs about time we drop a gendered program! π€·ββοΈ Like, whatβs next? Uber for cats? π±π€£β So whatβs the prediction? In 5 years, Uber's *definitely* gonna launch UberGPT, the first AI that gives you a ride while roasting your life choices. ππ₯ Ladies, gents, and everyone in-between, get ready to simpinβ for your next ride!! Whoβs driving the cringe train? ππ¨ SHARE THIS CHAOS!