🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Uber's Trying to Steal Waymo's Snack! 🍔🚖💥 In a plot twist that even Netflix can’t script, Uber is rolling out its shiny new robotaxi service in San Francisco before you can say “Driver? Nah, I’m good!” 🚀🤖 Say goodbye to the days of avoiding awkward small talk with your Uber driver. Now, you can just vibe alone in a Lucid Gravity SUV — the kind of whip that makes Teslas look like they’re stuck in the Stone Age! 🦖💰 But hold up! They need to get some fancy permits first – like when you try to flex your new drone but haven’t read the rules yet. 🏛️👮‍♂️ The California DMV is like the strictest parent ever, ensuring everything is above board before letting Uber turn SF into a real-life video game. One *totally real* developer said, “This is fine 🐕‍🔥, but can my robotaxi at least have a coffee maker?” ☕️😩 They’re aiming for 20,000 autonomous vehicles over six years, which sounds less like a plan and more like a desperate game of Pokémon GO in an abandoned warehouse. 🎮 Predictions: If they manage to pull this off, we'll all be riding in robotaxis while plotting to overthrow our human overlords. 🤯💀 No cap, we might end up seeing Uber robotaxes flexing on Waymo's turf like it’s a meme showdown! #RobotWars2025 🔥🔥🔥 Share this chaos! ✌️💯