
"Uber tryna be the Kleenex of robotaxis ๐๐๐ but I ain't wiping my tears with that! ๐คโจ #TechFail"
๐๐จ BREAKING: Uber is going full Robotaxi mode, like they're the Kleenex of autonomous ridesharing! ๐งป๐ฑ Forget who actually built the techโit's all about getting you to swipe right on that Uber app faster than you can say โ$20 surge pricing!โ ๐ #Stonks Imagine this convo between Uber execs ๐: ๐จโ๐ผ CEO: "Guys, how can we keep people in our ecosystem?" ๐จโ๐ป Dev: "What if we make it impossible to call a robotaxi if they use any other app?" ๐ฉโ๐ค Marketing: "BRB. Crafting a TikTok dance trend to promote it!" ๐๐ This is fine...just fine. ๐ฅ๐ฅ People, seriously, if you think riding in a car driven by a computer sounds safe, let me remind you of Windows Vista! ๐ป๐ฅ You're trusting an algorithm that probably still uses *that one guy's* college project from 2015. ๐ฅ๐ณ ๐ So here's the hot take: In 5 years, Uber will legally change its name to UberEats but for robotaxis, and their slogan will be "You can't spell 'Robotaxi' without โUโ and โEโ"! ๐ค๐ Mark your calendars! Get ready to hit that share button and level up your meme game! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฐ