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"Uber tryna be the Kleenex of robotaxis ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿš–๐Ÿ‘ but I ain't wiping my tears with that! ๐Ÿค–โœจ #TechFail"
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"Uber tryna be the Kleenex of robotaxis ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿš–๐Ÿ‘ but I ain't wiping my tears with that! ๐Ÿค–โœจ #TechFail"

August 01, 2025
13 days ago
Wired
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๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ BREAKING: Uber is going full Robotaxi mode, like they're the Kleenex of autonomous ridesharing! ๐Ÿงป๐Ÿ˜ฑ Forget who actually built the techโ€”it's all about getting you to swipe right on that Uber app faster than you can say โ€œ$20 surge pricing!โ€ ๐Ÿš€ #Stonks Imagine this convo between Uber execs ๐Ÿ˜‚: ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ CEO: "Guys, how can we keep people in our ecosystem?" ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป Dev: "What if we make it impossible to call a robotaxi if they use any other app?" ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽค Marketing: "BRB. Crafting a TikTok dance trend to promote it!" ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’€ This is fine...just fine. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ People, seriously, if you think riding in a car driven by a computer sounds safe, let me remind you of Windows Vista! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ฅ You're trusting an algorithm that probably still uses *that one guy's* college project from 2015. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ‘€ So here's the hot take: In 5 years, Uber will legally change its name to UberEats but for robotaxis, and their slogan will be "You can't spell 'Robotaxi' without โ€˜Uโ€™ and โ€˜Eโ€™"! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’€ Mark your calendars! Get ready to hit that share button and level up your meme game! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ

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#Uber#Robotaxis#App#Autonomous#Mobility
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