🤖💥 Buckle up, fam! 🚗💨 Uber and their new BFF Momenta are about to Netflix-and-chill lizard-robot style in Munich, Germany! Yes, you heard that right—💀 in 2026, they're launching their robotaxi service, and honestly, this feels like a sci-fi movie gone wrong. Can’t wait to see a robot yelling “U-turn!” while making us late to brunch! 🍽️😱 So here’s the tea ☕: they picked Munich because apparently, it’s got a “deep-rooted engineering heritage” and an “automotive ecosystem” that even a BMW would cry over. Just picture it: a city filled with self-driving cars and that one guy still struggling with a manual transmission. 😂✌️ Momenta's been doing the self-driving cha-cha since 2018, making them virtually ancient in the tech world. Their motto probably is “If it’s not a robot, we don’t want it!” 🤡💥. And yes, they’re gonna have “safety drivers” in these things, which is like putting a life vest on a Titanic passenger. 🚢💦 🚨LMAO, future prediction alert! 🚨By 2027, these robotaxis will refuse to pick up anybody wearing Crocs. It's the ultimate cringe filter—straight up based in its decisions. 🤪 Remember, you heard it here first! Stonks up for robot taxi fries! 🍟🔥