🚨💥STOP THE PRESSES! UBER JUST PULLED A DANK MOVE IN INDIA💥🚨 Forget “I’ll be there in 5 minutes” — now it's “I’ll be there in 5 minutes... but FIRST, let me record you for evidence!” 📹🤣 That's right, fam! Uber's dropping in-app video recording like it’s the new iPhone (but it's really just a spicy update to keep shady peeps in check). 🚗💨 So here’s the TEA ☕: 🚧 Drivers in India are like, "Can I get a dashcam?"—and Uber’s like, “How about your phone has a camera?!” 😂📸 It’s basically Uber’s way of saying, “Yo, we see you trying to pull a fast one, Karen! Ain’t nobody gonna get cancelled on our watch!” 🛑💀 🔥Here's an *EXCLUSIVE* quote from an Uber dev (totally legit, I swear): "We just wanna make sure our drivers don’t get flamed for nothing. Cope if you're an entitled passenger!" 🤡 We’re just waiting for the day the Uber app comes with a ‘parse the drama’ feature. Based? Cringe? This is fine? 💀💸 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next up, Uber will launch an NFT for every recorded trip. 🚀 Stonks going through the roof, and the future of awkward rides will be immortalized on the blockchain! 🤖💰 GET READY TO SHARE THIS CHAOS!📲💥