🚗💨🎉 BREAKING: UBER JUST GAVE US A PREPAID PASS TO RIDE THE STRUGGLE BUS 🚧🍔💰 Yo, listen up fam! Uber’s out here dropping discounts like they’re hot 🔥, with new prepaid ride passes that’ll have you flexin’ on your friends with your savings skills! 🤓💸 “Price lock” passes are now a thing, which totally sounds like the tech version of getting locked in a basement with your ex. 😬💔 But it gets even juicier! 🍗💥 Uber Eats just dropped some meal deals that are CHEAPER than your average Tinder date 💔😢—we’re talkin’ lunches under $15! Cos that’s like…three avocado toasts in Silicon Valley! 🥑🚫 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought if we just slap ‘prepaid’ on it, the Zoomers would go wild! It worked! Now they can afford their daily ride to the local coffee shop!” 🤖💻 But hold up—Teenagers getting discounts? Welcome to the future where they might just be richer than you! 😱💰 It’s like Drake pointing at that “me” meme every time a teen uses Uber like they own the place. 🤷‍♂️ 🔥Sizzling Hot Take: In five years, we’ll ALL be using virtual reality Uber rides while munching on holographic meals! No cap, we’ll be living in a simulation where only Uber and pizza exist! 🤯🍕🚀 So buckle up, buttercups, chaos is about to ensue! #UberEverything #PrepaidPanic