🚨🍔 BREAKING: Uber Eats is getting a *massive* AI glow-up! Stop scrolling, fam!!! 🚀🤖💰 So, Uber Eats is like that friend who suddenly discovers skincare and starts acting like they invented moisture. They're throwing AI features at us like a toddler going ham with a paintbrush! 🎨💥 "Hey, did someone say food delivery 2.0?" But wait, they want to *boost* restaurant visibility and make YOU a 🍕PIZZA SAVANT!🍔 “We’re gonna make it *easier* for you to order that 3 AM taco from the same place that gives you the good ol’ food poisoning! 🥴🥳” – said a leaked developer who probably has ramen for dinner. 😤 And you know what else? Uber is trying to low-key flex on DoorDash, like Drake snubbing Lil’ Pump at a party. 😂💔 *“We’re basically the Teslas of food delivery now,” said a random coworker of my uncle who works at Uber. “We’ve got all this AI—fr fr, we even trained it on TikTok cooking videos!”* But let’s keep it a buck—AI might suggest "healthy options" when we just want that cheesy 4 AM binge. *This is fine* right? 💀 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: One day, your Uber Eats AI will just KNOW you better than your therapist. “You’re sad? Here’s 10 pizzas.” 🍕💔 And ain’t THAT the dream? #UberEats #AI #MemeChaos #Stonks 🍕🔮👾