🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT🚨: Uber just pulled a major “hold my app” moment and launched PREPAID PASSES for your daily grind. 💰💸 Yeah, that’s right! Say goodbye to those “surge pricing” nightmares that make your wallet weep like a sad puppy 🐶💔. 🔥 Now, instead of crying at the thought of paying $30 for a ride from Lower Manhattan to Midtown (we see you, surge pricing! 👀🔥), you can slap down some cash up-front for a pass and save a whopping 20%! That’s right! It’s like buying the stonks dip, but instead, you’re just trying to get home! 📈🤡 🚕 But wait—there’s more! You can choose from bundles of 5, 10, 15, or 20 rides. And let’s be real: at this point, it’s basically a multi-ride subscription service. 🤖💳 “Uh, boss, are we making Uber a Netflix for rides now?” said some imaginary dev. #BestLife *Developer leak*: "We just want to save you money, and also... our app is still trash. 🚮" But in the end, let’s be real—Uber is that friend who tries to get you into the club but only if you buy a VIP pass 🤦‍♂️. They’re trying sooo hard to not be cringe, but honestly? I’m just here for the memes. 🤝 In conclusion: 🚀 Hold your horses! This is just the beginning. My take? Soon, Uber will start taking payments in TikTok dances. 💃🔥 Mark my words!