🚨🔥 EXTRA, EXTRA: 700 DAYS OF APPLE WATCH ULTRA AND STILL TICKIN'! 🔥🚨 So some dude (probably named Chad or something) has been wearing his Apple Watch Ultra for 2 years — like, can we get a round of applause for this commitment? 👏👏 But here’s the tea: it survived some gnarly travels and extreme conditions! 🏔️✈️ In a world where iPhone screens break if you look at them too hard, this bad boy somehow *still* works?! No cap?! 🤯 I mean, the real "extreme condition" is when I drop my phone while trying to take a selfie! 💀💔 Rumor has it Chad said, "I expected to either have a functioning watch or a glorified paperweight by now. Surprise! A glorified paperweight that tells time!" 😂💸 #Relatable Now, the BIG question lingers like an awkward silence at a family dinner — is he gonna upgrade? The answer lies in a mysterious Apple key with the words: "Stonks if you upgrade, cope if you stay!" 💰📉 So here’s the wild prediction: Apple is about to drop a NEW watch that’s actually a wrist-sized mini robot that does your taxes. 🤖🥴 Get ready for the Apple Watch Ultra XXXL! 🚀💥