🚨💥 DRAMA ALERT! 🚨💥 Hold onto your routers, fam! Two brave warriors, Samuel “Fiber King” Herman and Alexander “Bandwidth Bandit” Baciu, got so sick of Comcast’s dumpster fire of service that they pulled a full-on *DIY ISP* magician move. 🪄✨ Imagine being trapped in the 0.5 Mbps loading screen of hell for eternity. Yeah, that was their life (and honestly relatable, fr fr). So what do they do? They said, "NOPE" to Xfinity’s chaos and built their own fiber Internet service in Saline, Michigan! 💻🏡 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I thought about becoming a monk to avoid Comcast’s stress, but then we just built fiber instead. More fun, too!” - Samuel, probably 😂🤖. Now they're out here competing with the cable overlords who literally have more downtime than a teenager on a Sunday! 📉🔥 If you think this is a *stonks* move, it’s about to get spicy! Bet they’re gonna expand faster than TikTok trends can disappear. ⏳💨 I mean, *this is fine* until a giant moves in, right? 🤡🚀 🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, we’ll have “internet freedom fighters” as the newest meme entrepreneurs. Watch for it! 🧐💰👀