🚨🛑 STOP SCROLLING!!! Your future security overlords are here for just $35 - yes, you read that right, THIRTY-FIVE DOLLARS! 💰🚀 In the ultimate plot twist of 2024, Amazon's Prime Day is giving us not one, but TWO Blink Mini 2 cameras for the price of a fast food meal. 🍔🤯 🔥 *“We thought selling budget cameras for less than a burrito was a meme... until we did it.”* - Random Bezos Lackey, probably ❓💬 These bad boys feature a built-in LED spotlight, color night vision, and a low-light sensor that'll make you feel like you’re living in a bad episode of Black Mirror. Just don’t forget to buy the $10 weatherproof adapter if you want to take it outside (the more you know, right? 🌧️👀). But let’s be real, if you buy these to spy on your neighbors, just make sure they don’t catch you, or it's instant cringe 😬. Drake is vibing with this deal because stonks are through the roof 🔥📈. 🙌 Prediction: By 2025, Blink will release a camera that recognizes when you’re about to log into a cringe Twitter argument and automatically starts recording your face as you descend into chaos. 😱🤖💀 All hail our new camera overlords! #BigBrotherIsWatchingYou #BlinkAndYouMissIt