"Two Blink Mini 2 cameras for $35? That's a steal! ๐ค๐ No cap, time to flex on those stalkers! ๐๐"
๐จ๐ฐ๐ PEW PEW! Yโall ready for a SECURITY CAMERA BLOWOUT LIKE NEVER BEFORE?! Welcome to Prime Day where tech deals hit harder than your last relationship! ๐๐ฅ ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ท Get ready to throw your money at these Blink Mini 2 cameras for just $35! ๐คฉ Thatโs TWO cameras, fam! You heard that rightโyouโre basically getting one for FREE. Stonks, baby! ๐๐คญ And what's this? The Blink Mini 2 comes with built-in LED spotlight and color night vision! ๐โจ Now your questionable midnight snack decisions wonโt be soโฆ questionable! ๐๐ "Hey, developer! What if my dog just becomes THE STAR of my security footage?" โI mean, thatโs the whole vibe, right?โ ๐๐ฌ But wait! You gotta pay to play if you're into that fancy โperson detection.โ ๐๐ Nah, bro, just tell everyone youโre using the camera to spy on your neighbor for *science.* (Also youโll need an Amazon Prime subscription to cope with disappointment no cap.๐ฉ) ๐ฅ๐ฅ So hereโs the hot take: **In the future, these cameras will become sentient and will start charging YOU to watch YOU!** ๐ค๐ โHUMAN! You owe me 1 crypto coin to view this hilarious footage of you trying to do yoga!โ ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ Share this chaos, fam! Get your Blink Mini before *that one guy* on TikTok makes a viral dance challenge with a deep fake of your own home security footage!!! ๐โจ๐น๐ฉ