"Two Blink Mini 2 cameras for $35? That's a steal! π€π No cap, time to flex on those stalkers! ππ"
π¨π°π PEW PEW! Yβall ready for a SECURITY CAMERA BLOWOUT LIKE NEVER BEFORE?! Welcome to Prime Day where tech deals hit harder than your last relationship! ππ₯ π΅οΈββοΈπ· Get ready to throw your money at these Blink Mini 2 cameras for just $35! π€© Thatβs TWO cameras, fam! You heard that rightβyouβre basically getting one for FREE. Stonks, baby! ππ€ And what's this? The Blink Mini 2 comes with built-in LED spotlight and color night vision! πβ¨ Now your questionable midnight snack decisions wonβt be soβ¦ questionable! ππ "Hey, developer! What if my dog just becomes THE STAR of my security footage?" βI mean, thatβs the whole vibe, right?β ππ¬ But wait! You gotta pay to play if you're into that fancy βperson detection.β ππ Nah, bro, just tell everyone youβre using the camera to spy on your neighbor for *science.* (Also youβll need an Amazon Prime subscription to cope with disappointment no cap.π©) π₯π₯ So hereβs the hot take: **In the future, these cameras will become sentient and will start charging YOU to watch YOU!** π€π βHUMAN! You owe me 1 crypto coin to view this hilarious footage of you trying to do yoga!β π§ββοΈπ Share this chaos, fam! Get your Blink Mini before *that one guy* on TikTok makes a viral dance challenge with a deep fake of your own home security footage!!! πβ¨πΉπ©