🚨 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 🚨 Twitch is dipping its toes into the vertical video game like it’s some new TikTok dance move, but don’t get too hype yet, fam! 💃🕺 They're only testing this madness with a select "few streamers" as if we're all just chillin' in a secret club 🤫🍹 Imagine scrolling through your feed like, “Wow, I thought I was on Twitch and not a Dollar Store TikTok?” 🤡 Like, whose idea was it to shove our beloved game streams into a phone-sized box? 📱 What's next? Live streaming an IKEA assembly in portrait mode?! 😂🔥 #PrayForElgato Appsensa found a sprinkle of code suggesting this vertical catastrophe – you know the vibes, *"Look, we’re innovating!"* while the rest of us are just *this is fine* 🐶🔥. Can we get a developer quote here? *“I just wanted some more buttons, not a TikTok clone!”* 🤖💀 But keep your stonks up, because the prediction is this: next year we’ll all be streaming our doomscrolling in vertical format, and Twitch will be giving awards for the best “One Minute RAGE”! 🤬🚀💰 #TwitchVertical #ThisIsFine If you don’t share this, you’re literally part of the problem. No cap.