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Twilio's stock be like: "I'm down bad, send help! ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ’€ #EarningsFlop #InvestorsSeethe"
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Twilio's stock be like: "I'm down bad, send help! ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ’€ #EarningsFlop #InvestorsSeethe"

August 08, 2025
3 months ago
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ธ ALERT: Twilioโ€™s stock just took a nosedive harder than your grandma at the family reunion! ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’€ After dropping a *totally not spicy* Q3 earnings forecast, shares dropped over 10% like they just saw the latest Marvel movie and realized it has bad CGI! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’” Twilio was all like โ€œwe did okay last quarter, but hereโ€™s a forecast you canโ€™t even use to make stonks memes.โ€ ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ˜ณ They reported $1.19 in earnings, and everybodyโ€™s like: โ€œSir, this is a Wendy's!โ€ ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ” Leaked developer quotes: โ€œI thought we were cooking with gas, but apparently, we were just microwaving leftovers.โ€ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚ Meanwhile, the Twilio board is sipping their lattes and watching the stocks plummet like theyโ€™re bingeing the latest Netflix series! ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“บ And you know the only people who are vibing right now? Investors with the coping mechanism of yelling โ€œthis is fine!โ€ while their investment portfolios catch fire! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš’ So hereโ€™s the tea, fam: If Twilio doesnโ€™t bounce back like a cat on a trampoline ASAP, prepare for a chaos spiral worse than the last 10 seasons of The Walking Dead! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฅ Predictions say that unless they pivot hard towards meme-stock territory with TikTok collaborations, they might just be another โ€œWhat happened to them?โ€ meme. ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ Like, share, and rememberโ€”when stocks fall, just stonks harder, fam! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฐ

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