
Twilio's stock be like: "I'm down bad, send help! ๐๐ #EarningsFlop #InvestorsSeethe"
๐จ๐ธ ALERT: Twilioโs stock just took a nosedive harder than your grandma at the family reunion! ๐คก๐ After dropping a *totally not spicy* Q3 earnings forecast, shares dropped over 10% like they just saw the latest Marvel movie and realized it has bad CGI! ๐คฏ๐ Twilio was all like โwe did okay last quarter, but hereโs a forecast you canโt even use to make stonks memes.โ ๐๐ณ They reported $1.19 in earnings, and everybodyโs like: โSir, this is a Wendy's!โ ๐๐ Leaked developer quotes: โI thought we were cooking with gas, but apparently, we were just microwaving leftovers.โ ๐ฅ๐๐ Meanwhile, the Twilio board is sipping their lattes and watching the stocks plummet like theyโre bingeing the latest Netflix series! ๐๐บ And you know the only people who are vibing right now? Investors with the coping mechanism of yelling โthis is fine!โ while their investment portfolios catch fire! ๐ฅ๐ So hereโs the tea, fam: If Twilio doesnโt bounce back like a cat on a trampoline ASAP, prepare for a chaos spiral worse than the last 10 seasons of The Walking Dead! ๐ค๐ฅ Predictions say that unless they pivot hard towards meme-stock territory with TikTok collaborations, they might just be another โWhat happened to them?โ meme. ๐๐ฅณ Like, share, and rememberโwhen stocks fall, just stonks harder, fam! ๐๐ฐ
