💔💸 Twilio just dropped some lukewarm news and the stocks are tumbling harder than your ex after your breakup text. TWLO in AFTER HOURS is a hot mess, down over 10% like it just gave a presentation on “how to lose customers”!!! 🤡💀 So, check it: Twilio flexed a 13% revenue increase 🔥 to $1.23B, which is, like, decent. But in the game of "who can please Wall Street," they dropped the ball with a Q3 forecast that’s looking more cringe than the last TikTok dance challenge 💀. Like, can we talk about that? Drake, judging face → 👀. Leaked quote from a Twilio developer: “Yo, we thought we were playing Monopoly and turned out to be stuck in snake eyes.” 🤖💔 349K active customer accounts, but like, how many of them are just creating accounts for free trials? Stonks? *More like links to the past* 📉! Imagine being active but not useful, kinda like that ghost that haunts your job interviews. 👻 Fasten your seatbelts, fam, my unhinged prediction is that Twilio is gonna be acquired by a TikTok influencer next year...🚀📈 Why? So they can finally learn how to sell their *gasp* COMMS by dancing! 🤡💃 Share this if you’re ready to witness the digital apocalypse! 🔥💰