🚨🔥🎉 BLACK FRIDAY TV SALE ALERT 🎉🔥🚨 Forget the turkey! This Black Friday, it's all about the *television calamity*! 🤡💀 Why settle for a cozy family dinner when you can grab a *55-inch door to the endless abyss*?! Samsung, LG, Sony, and the squad are slashing prices like they’re trying to win a knife fight (but not in a good way, no cap). 🥴🚀 **🔥 DEALS SO GOOD YOU'LL CRY IN HD! 🔥** Check it: Hisense U65QF for just $398 🤯💰 (that’s like, 402 bucks off—who even has that kind of change lying around?). No stonks here, just your living room becoming *THE* streaming palace! But wait, it’s like they threw in Fire TV because a basic cable setup is soooo 2010. 🙄🚫😩 💬 “I asked my developer friend what he thinks of these TVs. He's like, ‘Bro, I'd rather stare at my code than this budget disaster.’” - *Really-Not-A-Developer69* Use this chance to level up from your dumpster fire of a screen to something that’ll at least give you a half-satisfying binge-watching experience. This is *fine*... right? 🙃 🔮 Hot take: By 2025, TVs will be so smart they’ll refuse to turn on until you've updated your life choices. Prepare for existential crises while watching *Friends* reruns, folks. 🛋️💀