🚨🍏 Apple just dropped the public beta 2 updates for tvOS 26.1 and HomePod 26.1, and honestly, it’s like they’re trying to make us all beta testers for a reality show called “Watch Apple Pretend to Care” 😂🔥! What’s new? Probably more ways to make your HomePod listen in on your conversations and suggest you buy stuff you don’t need... 💰💀 "Hey Siri, should I really buy another pair of overpriced AirPods?" *Siri*: “Stonks!” 🤖📈 Imagine a room full of Apple devs—a bunch of nerds with matching hoodies and gluten-free snacks—debating if anyone would notice if they just slapped a new coat of paint on tvOS and called it a day. *"Nah, let’s just add a new animated wallpaper and call it an upgrade!"* 🎨🤣 Meanwhile, every beta tester is like, "This is fine" as their HomePod randomly screams Taylor Swift at 3 AM 🎤😭. And get this: the leaked convo from an Apple engineer (totally not made up): "You think they’ll notice if we roll out a feature that just yells ‘update’ at them every 30 seconds?" 🤔 Yeah, keep dreaming. So here’s my hot take: In 2024, Siri is going to evolve into a full-blown life coach that only gives advice if you pay in Apple coins—pure, unadulterated 💩. Last one out, don’t forget to update! #AppleIsMyCult 🍏🚀💀