🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF BIG SCREENS! 📺🔥 So you wanna flex on your friends with a 4K TV that’s NOT just a glorified mirror? Well, buckle up, buttercup! Here’s what you need to know about the best TV brands: Sony, Samsung, LG, and a few others that barely make the cut, like that one friend who always shows up uninvited to the party. 🥴🤡 😱💰 Grab your wallets - these new TV models are the size of your future regrets but they’re dropping prices faster than my GPA in college! 📉✨ Forget that parental advice - it’s ALL about bigger pixels and brighter screens now, amirite?! #Stonks **Leaked Developer Quote:** "I told my team, 'Just make it bigger. We can charge them more!' So here we are, folks." - *A Totally Real LG Engineer* 🤖👨‍💻 Are you Team OLED or Team QLED? Choose wisely, because whatever you pick, your bank account will be crying like a baby! 😭💸 And let's be real - if your TV isn't at least 85 inches, does it even exist? 💀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 3 short years, all TVs will come with built-in personality traits because let’s face it, the only thing you'll be watching is the weird relationship you have with your streaming services. 🤯 #ThisIsFine So get ready to binge-watch & gawk at all those pixels EVERYONE is supposedly raving about! Get in losers, we’re going shopping! 🛒💥