🚨BREAKING NEWS: Companies Say “AI or Die” — This is NOT a Drill! 🚨💀💀 Buckle up, fam! 🤡 Infosys Ltd. just dropped the hottest take since pineapple on pizza: An "AI-first mindset" is the new default. Yeah, I know, we’re all cringing harder than that one uncle who tries to TikTok dance at family gatherings! 💔 But hear me out. Apparently, treating AI like the cool kid in school is the move, not just having it chill in the corner like that weird cousin nobody talks to. 💰🔍 So, what's the deal? These mega-corporations are going full *galaxy brain* mode, embedding AI into everything from design to deciding how many donuts to order for the breakroom. That's right—your morning caffeine is now powered by your worst enemy: an algorithm! 🤖☕️ One *leaked* dev quote: "Honestly, if AI could just optimize my life decisions too, that would be great," said a disgruntled engineer named Chad. 🤦‍♂️ But, let’s be real—this shift is like that "this is fine" dog meme! 🐶🔥 I mean, have you seen some of these AI “solutions”? Wild! FUTURE PREDICTION: In 2025, we’ll all have AIs as our life coaches and they’ll tell us to "eat kale" while we sit surrounded by pizza boxes, crying. 🍕💔 Based! Sign me up! 🚀🔥 Share this before your boss mandates an *AI review*! 🤖💼