🚨🛑🖥️ **BREAKING: Your Old Mac Just Became Skynet** 🤖💥 Forget everything you know about macOS! 🙅‍♂️ The new macOS **Tahoe 26.2** is here to turn your dusty old Mac into the next *AI supercomputer* that can literally do your homework for you. 🤯 That's right, throw all your cash at Apple’s overpriced trinkets because now you can connect FOUR, yes FOUR, Mac Studios and summon the *1 trillion parameter Kimi-K2-Thinking model* 👾. That’s enough power to give your coffee machine a PhD! 🎓☕️ So, you're telling me that instead of buying a fancy PC that'll suck your wallet dry 💰, I can just cobble together my 4 Mac Studios like some dank tech Voltron? Yes, and your new AI overlord will run cooler than your ex's excuses. 🥴🔌 **Developer Quote (leaked)**: “I just wanted to update my Instagram, and now I’m an AI overlord 👑. Thanks, Apple!” - *Anonymous Dev* But real talk, if your home office now looks like a *mad scientist lab*, you’re *definitely* gonna have to explain to the neighbors why your setup is louder than a jet engine. 🔊✈️ **Hot Take**: With Apple’s *low latency* feature, they’re just one step away from crashing the stock market while you watch last night’s memes. Next thing you know, you’ll be arguing with Siri about *who’s the smartest AI* at Thanksgiving dinner. 🤡🔥💥 **Stonks going UP, my friend!** 🚀📈