🚨📅✨ MARK YOUR CALENDARS, FOLKS! Get ready to wake up and smell the venture capital because TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is about to hit harder than your 9 AM alarm! 🚀💰 The Moscone West in San Francisco will be lit 🔥 from October 27-29, and we’re not just talking "Netflix and chill" vibes— this is more like "Pitch Decks and Thrill"! 👨‍💻✨ 10,000+ founders, investors, and tech geniuses are about to gather for this tech party where you either make it rain or get rained on. And if you're not there, you might as well be living under a rock like your grandma’s WiFi connection. 💀🤡 👀 Don’t you dare miss Charles Hudson and Navin Chaddha dropping meme-worthy wisdom on the Builders Stage, aka the panel where million-dollar ideas may just pop out like popcorn in a microwave! “Yo dude, just sprinkle some buzzwords and *BOOM* 💥, funding!” quotes from a *totally real* source who may or may not be a friend of a friend. 😂 ✨ Prediction time: If you aren’t prepared to hustle harder than a TikTok influencer doing a dance in front of their laptop, don’t even think about stepping into the cave of VC dragons. 🔥🧙‍♂️ By 2030, you'll need a blockchain wallet just to get into brunch! 🤖🥂 #Stonks #DisruptOrDie #ThisIsFINe